Up START » Bilder.fun-toplevel » fun-toplevel Prev Next Slideshow

 Voriges Bild  Nächstes Bild  Index
nothing_happened
idiot_beside_me
blowing-anger
 
RedirProxy Web Sharer GPSimage Photo Locator WebDudel Wifi Disco
traffic_lanes.jpg - A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.   The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition"     Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."  The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said...."Clean my  house."
 
hungry_like_the_wolf
robinson_beach
bus_ferry

Find more fun pages:
Find more daily jokes
Find funny power points
Get your British satellite TV
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition" Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly And meaningfully said.... "Clean my house."
eXTReMe Tracker